'He frowned as he imagined Brown taking over the school captain's study and rifling through all his possessions.'  Blair has resigned and his rival Brown seems to be making a terrible hash of being captain of school.   Don't you miss our hero already? He's now off to bring peace to the Middle East. Whoever said satire was dead? Forget Cherie and her memoirs.  This is the only book you will ever need to read about Blair.

This is the novel that includes the sentence that many of us have longed to say:

  'I HAVE A WARRANT FOR THE ARREST OF ANTHONY CHARLES LYNTON BLAIR'

On this site you will find an extract from the book, a neglected classic of Edwardian school literature, which now has new illustrations by David Alan Hopkins.  You will also find how to order the book, and how to arrange a reading by John Morrison. There is also a poetry competition, and some authentic Edwardian recipes, including Thatcher's noted veal and ham pie.

This is a stirringly old-fashioned book, with no sex but lots of plain British violence.  If you are a wealthy tycoon seeking a peerage in exchange for a loan to the Labour Party, you are looking at the wrong site altogether.  Save your money and buy this book instead. It will bring back happy memories and help you survive under Gordon Brown.  Better still, buy several copies as presents and keep the art of satire alive. And where else can you buy a beautifully illustrated hardback novel for only £9.99? Available in bookstores from Mesopotamia to Miami Beach.